Intro
Bb-F-Dm-Cm- x2
Verse 1:
G D
Crossed the street
Bm Am
Naked at night
G D Bm
Bent over to show
Am
some moonlight
G D
Pulled out some beer
Bm Bm
and I gulped it down
G D
Nude in a gutter is
Bm Am
how I was found
G D
Thrown in a police car
Bm Am
and the door slammed
G D
No noise just silence
Bm
as I screamed my
Am G
dick was jammed
D Bm
Now in prison for one
Am
month no one to
G D
see All I got is
Bm Am
this guy Ben Dover
Chorus:
G D
Don't like hesh don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally cause she's
C D
fat I'm a jerk I'm a punk
G
Took a shower cause I stunk
D
Smoked a bong killed a cat
C
Had my nuts attacked by rats
D
Dad got nude I wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs
Interlude:
Fast: Bb-F-Eb-F- x2
Slow: Bb-F-Dm-Am x2
Verse 2:
G D Bm Am
Went to a farm to tip some cows
G D Bm Am
Forgot that I left my pants down
G D Bm Am
Bent over to pick them up
G D Bm
Felt a twelve gauge right
Am G
in my hum didi hum
D
The famer took me
Bm Am
to his house
G D
Showed me the closet
Bm Am
from the inside out
G D
The police came
Bm Am
and took me away
G D
Saw Ben Dover again
Bm Am
and he's still gay
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
Fast:
Bb-F-Eb-F- x4
Slow: Bb-F-Dm-Am x2
(Repeat chorus)
End on Bb(hold)