Intro
Bb-F-Dm-Cm- x2
Verse 1:
C G
Crossed the street
Em Dm
Naked at night
C G Em
Bent over to show
Dm
some moonlight
C G
Pulled out some beer
Em Em
and I gulped it down
C G
Nude in a gutter is
Em Dm
how I was found
C G
Thrown in a police car
Em Dm
and the door slammed
C G
No noise just silence
Em
as I screamed my
Dm C
dick was jammed
G Em
Now in prison for one
Dm
month no one to
C G
see All I got is
Em Dm
this guy Ben Dover
Chorus:
C G
Don't like hesh don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally cause she's
F G
fat I'm a jerk I'm a punk
C
Took a shower cause I stunk
G
Smoked a bong killed a cat
F
Had my nuts attacked by rats
G
Dad got nude I wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs
Interlude:
Fast: Bb-F-Eb-F- x2
Slow: Bb-F-Dm-Dm x2
Verse 2:
C G Em Dm
Went to a farm to tip some cows
C G Em Dm
Forgot that I left my pants down
C G Em Dm
Bent over to pick them up
C G Em
Felt a twelve gauge right
Dm C
in my hum didi hum
G
The famer took me
Em Dm
to his house
C G
Showed me the closet
Em Dm
from the inside out
C G
The police came
Em Dm
and took me away
C G
Saw Ben Dover again
Em Dm
and he's still gay
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
Fast:
Bb-F-Eb-F- x4
Slow: Bb-F-Dm-Dm x2
(Repeat chorus)
End on Bb(hold)