Intro
Bb-F-Dm-Cm- x2
Verse 1:
F C
Crossed the street
Am Gm
Naked at night
F C Am
Bent over to show
Gm
some moonlight
F C
Pulled out some beer
Am Am
and I gulped it down
F C
Nude in a gutter is
Am Gm
how I was found
F C
Thrown in a police car
Am Gm
and the door slammed
F C
No noise just silence
Am
as I screamed my
Gm F
dick was jammed
C Am
Now in prison for one
Gm
month no one to
F C
see All I got is
Am Gm
this guy Ben Dover
Chorus:
F C
Don't like hesh don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally cause she's
A# C
fat I'm a jerk I'm a punk
F
Took a shower cause I stunk
C
Smoked a bong killed a cat
A#
Had my nuts attacked by rats
C
Dad got nude I wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs
Interlude:
Fast: Bb-F-Eb-F- x2
Slow: Bb-F-Dm-Gm x2
Verse 2:
F C Am Gm
Went to a farm to tip some cows
F C Am Gm
Forgot that I left my pants down
F C Am Gm
Bent over to pick them up
F C Am
Felt a twelve gauge right
Gm F
in my hum didi hum
C
The famer took me
Am Gm
to his house
F C
Showed me the closet
Am Gm
from the inside out
F C
The police came
Am Gm
and took me away
F C
Saw Ben Dover again
Am Gm
and he's still gay
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
Fast:
Bb-F-Eb-F- x4
Slow: Bb-F-Dm-Gm x2
(Repeat chorus)
End on Bb(hold)