Intro
Bb-F-Dm-Cm- x2
Verse 1:
A E
Crossed the street
C#m Bm
Naked at night
A E C#m
Bent over to show
Bm
some moonlight
A E
Pulled out some beer
C#m C#m
and I gulped it down
A E
Nude in a gutter is
C#m Bm
how I was found
A E
Thrown in a police car
C#m Bm
and the door slammed
A E
No noise just silence
C#m
as I screamed my
Bm A
dick was jammed
E C#m
Now in prison for one
Bm
month no one to
A E
see All I got is
C#m Bm
this guy Ben Dover
Chorus:
A E
Don't like hesh don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally cause she's
D E
fat I'm a jerk I'm a punk
A
Took a shower cause I stunk
E
Smoked a bong killed a cat
D
Had my nuts attacked by rats
E
Dad got nude I wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs
Interlude:
Fast: Bb-F-Eb-F- x2
Slow: Bb-F-Dm-Bm x2
Verse 2:
A E C#m Bm
Went to a farm to tip some cows
A E C#m Bm
Forgot that I left my pants down
A E C#m Bm
Bent over to pick them up
A E C#m
Felt a twelve gauge right
Bm A
in my hum didi hum
E
The famer took me
C#m Bm
to his house
A E
Showed me the closet
C#m Bm
from the inside out
A E
The police came
C#m Bm
and took me away
A E
Saw Ben Dover again
C#m Bm
and he's still gay
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
Fast:
Bb-F-Eb-F- x4
Slow: Bb-F-Dm-Bm x2
(Repeat chorus)
End on Bb(hold)