Intro
Bb-F-Dm-Cm- x2
Verse 1:
Eb A#
Crossed the street
Gm Fm
Naked at night
Eb A# Gm
Bent over to show
Fm
some moonlight
Eb A#
Pulled out some beer
Gm Gm
and I gulped it down
Eb A#
Nude in a gutter is
Gm Fm
how I was found
Eb A#
Thrown in a police car
Gm Fm
and the door slammed
Eb A#
No noise just silence
Gm
as I screamed my
Fm Eb
dick was jammed
A# Gm
Now in prison for one
Fm
month no one to
Eb A#
see All I got is
Gm Fm
this guy Ben Dover
Chorus:
Eb A#
Don't like hesh don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally cause she's
Ab A#
fat I'm a jerk I'm a punk
Eb
Took a shower cause I stunk
A#
Smoked a bong killed a cat
Ab
Had my nuts attacked by rats
A#
Dad got nude I wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs
Interlude:
Fast: Bb-F-Eb-F- x2
Slow: Bb-F-Dm-Fm x2
Verse 2:
Eb A# Gm Fm
Went to a farm to tip some cows
Eb A# Gm Fm
Forgot that I left my pants down
Eb A# Gm Fm
Bent over to pick them up
Eb A# Gm
Felt a twelve gauge right
Fm Eb
in my hum didi hum
A#
The famer took me
Gm Fm
to his house
Eb A#
Showed me the closet
Gm Fm
from the inside out
Eb A#
The police came
Gm Fm
and took me away
Eb A#
Saw Ben Dover again
Gm Fm
and he's still gay
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
Fast:
Bb-F-Eb-F- x4
Slow: Bb-F-Dm-Fm x2
(Repeat chorus)
End on Bb(hold)