Intro
Bb-F-Dm-Cm- x2
Verse 1:
Fb B
Crossed the street
G#m F#m
Naked at night
Fb B G#m
Bent over to show
F#m
some moonlight
Fb B
Pulled out some beer
G#m G#m
and I gulped it down
Fb B
Nude in a gutter is
G#m F#m
how I was found
Fb B
Thrown in a police car
G#m F#m
and the door slammed
Fb B
No noise just silence
G#m
as I screamed my
F#m Fb
dick was jammed
B G#m
Now in prison for one
F#m
month no one to
Fb B
see All I got is
G#m F#m
this guy Ben Dover
Chorus:
Fb B
Don't like hesh don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally cause she's
A B
fat I'm a jerk I'm a punk
Fb
Took a shower cause I stunk
B
Smoked a bong killed a cat
A
Had my nuts attacked by rats
B
Dad got nude I wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs
Interlude:
Fast: Bb-F-Eb-F- x2
Slow: Bb-F-Dm-F#m x2
Verse 2:
Fb B G#m F#m
Went to a farm to tip some cows
Fb B G#m F#m
Forgot that I left my pants down
Fb B G#m F#m
Bent over to pick them up
Fb B G#m
Felt a twelve gauge right
F#m Fb
in my hum didi hum
B
The famer took me
G#m F#m
to his house
Fb B
Showed me the closet
G#m F#m
from the inside out
Fb B
The police came
G#m F#m
and took me away
Fb B
Saw Ben Dover again
G#m F#m
and he's still gay
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
Fast:
Bb-F-Eb-F- x4
Slow: Bb-F-Dm-F#m x2
(Repeat chorus)
End on Bb(hold)