Intro
Bb-F-Dm-Cm- x2
Verse 1:
A# F
Crossed the street
Dm Cm
Naked at night
A# F Dm
Bent over to show
Cm
some moonlight
A# F
Pulled out some beer
Dm Dm
and I gulped it down
A# F
Nude in a gutter is
Dm Cm
how I was found
A# F
Thrown in a police car
Dm Cm
and the door slammed
A# F
No noise just silence
Dm
as I screamed my
Cm A#
dick was jammed
F Dm
Now in prison for one
Cm
month no one to
A# F
see All I got is
Dm Cm
this guy Ben Dover
Chorus:
A# F
Don't like hesh don't like rap
Kicked ol' Sally cause she's
Eb F
fat I'm a jerk I'm a punk
A#
Took a shower cause I stunk
F
Smoked a bong killed a cat
Eb
Had my nuts attacked by rats
F
Dad got nude I wore a thong
For a hobby I make bombs
Interlude:
Fast: Bb-F-Eb-F- x2
Slow: Bb-F-Dm-Cm x2
Verse 2:
A# F Dm Cm
Went to a farm to tip some cows
A# F Dm Cm
Forgot that I left my pants down
A# F Dm Cm
Bent over to pick them up
A# F Dm
Felt a twelve gauge right
Cm A#
in my hum didi hum
F
The famer took me
Dm Cm
to his house
A# F
Showed me the closet
Dm Cm
from the inside out
A# F
The police came
Dm Cm
and took me away
A# F
Saw Ben Dover again
Dm Cm
and he's still gay
(Repeat Chorus)
Interlude:
Fast:
Bb-F-Eb-F- x4
Slow: Bb-F-Dm-Cm x2
(Repeat chorus)
End on Bb(hold)