Intro
Tom:
No we ain't gonna take it
unless it's from a doverman
pincher Ladies and gentlemen
Scott:
for your listening pleasure
Blinkgooey gooey goo)
D--G--D--A--D--A--G--
D--G--D--Bm-A--D--Bm-A-G-- x3
D--Bm--A--G-- x2
Verse 1:
F# D#m
Passively one day as the
C# B
sun rose out of it's house
F# D#m
So did this little old guy as
C# B
he whistled out of his mouth
F# D#m
And happily and gay Well
C# B
I guess not exactly that
F# D#m
Because he found a special girl
C# B
That put him in a special trance
Chorus 1:
F# B
He fell in love so quickly
F# D#m C# F#
What the hell was he to expect
D#m
That the girl under his
C# B
arm wasn't the same
F# B F#
As any other girl That he
D#m C# F#
had thought that he once met
C# B
I guess you could only blame fate
Interlude: D--Bm--A--G-- x2
Verse 2:
F# D#m
Things started getting
C#
weird as they started to
B F# D#m
kiss She often felt his
C#
beard and remembered
B
how her father she'd missed
F# D#m
And then quietly one day
C#
He sang a song from
B
deep within his heart
F# D#m
Causing some ingestion
C#
He finished with a
B
great big fart and
Chorus 2:
F# B
She knew at that one moment
F# D#m
That song was something
C# F#
she'd heard before
F# D#m
So she asked him
C# B
to do it again
F# B
Then out the door they hurried
F# D#m C# F#
She was gonna find out for sure
D#m C# B
So she analyzed his rear end
Beat Changes: D-Bm-A-G- x4
Bridge:
F#
She said When I was a little
D#m C# B
girl my dad left my mom
F# D#m
He used to always fart and
C# B
sing this special song
F# D#m
Now I wasn't quite so sure
C# B
until your pants did fall
F# D#m
Cause now I know that you're my
C# B
dad because you use ben wah balls
F#
I said a wah wah wah-wah-wah
D#m C# B
Wah wah-wah-wah wah
F# D#m
ben wha balls wah wah wah-wah-wah
C# B
Wah wah-wah-wah wah ben wah balls
Interlude: Beat Changes back
D--A-- x4
Outro:
D--G--D--Bm-A--D--Bm-A-G-- x2, D(hold)