Intro
Tom:
No we ain't gonna take it
unless it's from a doverman
pincher Ladies and gentlemen
Scott:
for your listening pleasure
Blinkgooey gooey goo)
D--G--D--A--D--A--G--
D--G--D--Bm-A--D--Bm-A-G-- x3
D--Bm--A--G-- x2
Verse 1:
A# Gm
Passively one day as the
F D#
sun rose out of it's house
A# Gm
So did this little old guy as
F D#
he whistled out of his mouth
A# Gm
And happily and gay Well
F D#
I guess not exactly that
A# Gm
Because he found a special girl
F D#
That put him in a special trance
Chorus 1:
A# D#
He fell in love so quickly
A# Gm F A#
What the hell was he to expect
Gm
That the girl under his
F D#
arm wasn't the same
A# D# A#
As any other girl That he
Gm F A#
had thought that he once met
F D#
I guess you could only blame fate
Interlude: D--Bm--A--G-- x2
Verse 2:
A# Gm
Things started getting
F
weird as they started to
D# A# Gm
kiss She often felt his
F
beard and remembered
D#
how her father she'd missed
A# Gm
And then quietly one day
F
He sang a song from
D#
deep within his heart
A# Gm
Causing some ingestion
F
He finished with a
D#
great big fart and
Chorus 2:
A# D#
She knew at that one moment
A# Gm
That song was something
F A#
she'd heard before
A# Gm
So she asked him
F D#
to do it again
A# D#
Then out the door they hurried
A# Gm F A#
She was gonna find out for sure
Gm F D#
So she analyzed his rear end
Beat Changes: D-Bm-A-G- x4
Bridge:
A#
She said When I was a little
Gm F D#
girl my dad left my mom
A# Gm
He used to always fart and
F D#
sing this special song
A# Gm
Now I wasn't quite so sure
F D#
until your pants did fall
A# Gm
Cause now I know that you're my
F D#
dad because you use ben wah balls
A#
I said a wah wah wah-wah-wah
Gm F D#
Wah wah-wah-wah wah
A# Gm
ben wha balls wah wah wah-wah-wah
F D#
Wah wah-wah-wah wah ben wah balls
Interlude: Beat Changes back
D--A-- x4
Outro:
D--G--D--Bm-A--D--Bm-A-G-- x2, D(hold)