Intro
Tom:
No we ain't gonna take it
unless it's from a doverman
pincher Ladies and gentlemen
Scott:
for your listening pleasure
Blinkgooey gooey goo)
D--G--D--A--D--A--G--
D--G--D--Bm-A--D--Bm-A-G-- x3
D--Bm--A--G-- x2
Verse 1:
B G#m
Passively one day as the
F# E
sun rose out of it's house
B G#m
So did this little old guy as
F# E
he whistled out of his mouth
B G#m
And happily and gay Well
F# E
I guess not exactly that
B G#m
Because he found a special girl
F# E
That put him in a special trance
Chorus 1:
B E
He fell in love so quickly
B G#m F# B
What the hell was he to expect
G#m
That the girl under his
F# E
arm wasn't the same
B E B
As any other girl That he
G#m F# B
had thought that he once met
F# E
I guess you could only blame fate
Interlude: D--Bm--A--G-- x2
Verse 2:
B G#m
Things started getting
F#
weird as they started to
E B G#m
kiss She often felt his
F#
beard and remembered
E
how her father she'd missed
B G#m
And then quietly one day
F#
He sang a song from
E
deep within his heart
B G#m
Causing some ingestion
F#
He finished with a
E
great big fart and
Chorus 2:
B E
She knew at that one moment
B G#m
That song was something
F# B
she'd heard before
B G#m
So she asked him
F# E
to do it again
B E
Then out the door they hurried
B G#m F# B
She was gonna find out for sure
G#m F# E
So she analyzed his rear end
Beat Changes: D-Bm-A-G- x4
Bridge:
B
She said When I was a little
G#m F# E
girl my dad left my mom
B G#m
He used to always fart and
F# E
sing this special song
B G#m
Now I wasn't quite so sure
F# E
until your pants did fall
B G#m
Cause now I know that you're my
F# E
dad because you use ben wah balls
B
I said a wah wah wah-wah-wah
G#m F# E
Wah wah-wah-wah wah
B G#m
ben wha balls wah wah wah-wah-wah
F# E
Wah wah-wah-wah wah ben wah balls
Interlude: Beat Changes back
D--A-- x4
Outro:
D--G--D--Bm-A--D--Bm-A-G-- x2, D(hold)