Intro
Tom:
No we ain't gonna take it
unless it's from a doverman
pincher Ladies and gentlemen
Scott:
for your listening pleasure
Blinkgooey gooey goo)
D--G--D--A--D--A--G--
D--G--D--Bm-A--D--Bm-A-G-- x3
D--Bm--A--G-- x2
Verse 1:
G Em
Passively one day as the
D C
sun rose out of it's house
G Em
So did this little old guy as
D C
he whistled out of his mouth
G Em
And happily and gay Well
D C
I guess not exactly that
G Em
Because he found a special girl
D C
That put him in a special trance
Chorus 1:
G C
He fell in love so quickly
G Em D G
What the hell was he to expect
Em
That the girl under his
D C
arm wasn't the same
G C G
As any other girl That he
Em D G
had thought that he once met
D C
I guess you could only blame fate
Interlude: D--Bm--A--G-- x2
Verse 2:
G Em
Things started getting
D
weird as they started to
C G Em
kiss She often felt his
D
beard and remembered
C
how her father she'd missed
G Em
And then quietly one day
D
He sang a song from
C
deep within his heart
G Em
Causing some ingestion
D
He finished with a
C
great big fart and
Chorus 2:
G C
She knew at that one moment
G Em
That song was something
D G
she'd heard before
G Em
So she asked him
D C
to do it again
G C
Then out the door they hurried
G Em D G
She was gonna find out for sure
Em D C
So she analyzed his rear end
Beat Changes: D-Bm-A-G- x4
Bridge:
G
She said When I was a little
Em D C
girl my dad left my mom
G Em
He used to always fart and
D C
sing this special song
G Em
Now I wasn't quite so sure
D C
until your pants did fall
G Em
Cause now I know that you're my
D C
dad because you use ben wah balls
G
I said a wah wah wah-wah-wah
Em D C
Wah wah-wah-wah wah
G Em
ben wha balls wah wah wah-wah-wah
D C
Wah wah-wah-wah wah ben wah balls
Interlude: Beat Changes back
D--A-- x4
Outro:
D--G--D--Bm-A--D--Bm-A-G-- x2, D(hold)