Intro
Tom:
No we ain't gonna take it
unless it's from a doverman
pincher Ladies and gentlemen
Scott:
for your listening pleasure
Blinkgooey gooey goo)
D--G--D--A--D--A--G--
D--G--D--Bm-A--D--Bm-A-G-- x3
D--Bm--A--G-- x2
Verse 1:
A F#m
Passively one day as the
E D
sun rose out of it's house
A F#m
So did this little old guy as
E D
he whistled out of his mouth
A F#m
And happily and gay Well
E D
I guess not exactly that
A F#m
Because he found a special girl
E D
That put him in a special trance
Chorus 1:
A D
He fell in love so quickly
A F#m E A
What the hell was he to expect
F#m
That the girl under his
E D
arm wasn't the same
A D A
As any other girl That he
F#m E A
had thought that he once met
E D
I guess you could only blame fate
Interlude: D--Bm--A--G-- x2
Verse 2:
A F#m
Things started getting
E
weird as they started to
D A F#m
kiss She often felt his
E
beard and remembered
D
how her father she'd missed
A F#m
And then quietly one day
E
He sang a song from
D
deep within his heart
A F#m
Causing some ingestion
E
He finished with a
D
great big fart and
Chorus 2:
A D
She knew at that one moment
A F#m
That song was something
E A
she'd heard before
A F#m
So she asked him
E D
to do it again
A D
Then out the door they hurried
A F#m E A
She was gonna find out for sure
F#m E D
So she analyzed his rear end
Beat Changes: D-Bm-A-G- x4
Bridge:
A
She said When I was a little
F#m E D
girl my dad left my mom
A F#m
He used to always fart and
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sing this special song
A F#m
Now I wasn't quite so sure
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until your pants did fall
A F#m
Cause now I know that you're my
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dad because you use ben wah balls
A
I said a wah wah wah-wah-wah
F#m E D
Wah wah-wah-wah wah
A F#m
ben wha balls wah wah wah-wah-wah
E D
Wah wah-wah-wah wah ben wah balls
Interlude: Beat Changes back
D--A-- x4
Outro:
D--G--D--Bm-A--D--Bm-A-G-- x2, D(hold)