Intro
Tom:
No we ain't gonna take it
unless it's from a doverman
pincher Ladies and gentlemen
Scott:
for your listening pleasure
Blinkgooey gooey goo)
D--G--D--A--D--A--G--
D--G--D--Bm-A--D--Bm-A-G-- x3
D--Bm--A--G-- x2
Verse 1:
C# A#m
Passively one day as the
G# F#
sun rose out of it's house
C# A#m
So did this little old guy as
G# F#
he whistled out of his mouth
C# A#m
And happily and gay Well
G# F#
I guess not exactly that
C# A#m
Because he found a special girl
G# F#
That put him in a special trance
Chorus 1:
C# F#
He fell in love so quickly
C# A#m G# C#
What the hell was he to expect
A#m
That the girl under his
G# F#
arm wasn't the same
C# F# C#
As any other girl That he
A#m G# C#
had thought that he once met
G# F#
I guess you could only blame fate
Interlude: D--Bm--A--G-- x2
Verse 2:
C# A#m
Things started getting
G#
weird as they started to
F# C# A#m
kiss She often felt his
G#
beard and remembered
F#
how her father she'd missed
C# A#m
And then quietly one day
G#
He sang a song from
F#
deep within his heart
C# A#m
Causing some ingestion
G#
He finished with a
F#
great big fart and
Chorus 2:
C# F#
She knew at that one moment
C# A#m
That song was something
G# C#
she'd heard before
C# A#m
So she asked him
G# F#
to do it again
C# F#
Then out the door they hurried
C# A#m G# C#
She was gonna find out for sure
A#m G# F#
So she analyzed his rear end
Beat Changes: D-Bm-A-G- x4
Bridge:
C#
She said When I was a little
A#m G# F#
girl my dad left my mom
C# A#m
He used to always fart and
G# F#
sing this special song
C# A#m
Now I wasn't quite so sure
G# F#
until your pants did fall
C# A#m
Cause now I know that you're my
G# F#
dad because you use ben wah balls
C#
I said a wah wah wah-wah-wah
A#m G# F#
Wah wah-wah-wah wah
C# A#m
ben wha balls wah wah wah-wah-wah
G# F#
Wah wah-wah-wah wah ben wah balls
Interlude: Beat Changes back
D--A-- x4
Outro:
D--G--D--Bm-A--D--Bm-A-G-- x2, D(hold)