Intro
Tom:
No we ain't gonna take it
unless it's from a doverman
pincher Ladies and gentlemen
Scott:
for your listening pleasure
Blinkgooey gooey goo)
D--G--D--A--D--A--G--
D--G--D--Bm-A--D--Bm-A-G-- x3
D--Bm--A--G-- x2
Verse 1:
D# Cm
Passively one day as the
A# G#
sun rose out of it's house
D# Cm
So did this little old guy as
A# G#
he whistled out of his mouth
D# Cm
And happily and gay Well
A# G#
I guess not exactly that
D# Cm
Because he found a special girl
A# G#
That put him in a special trance
Chorus 1:
D# G#
He fell in love so quickly
D# Cm A# D#
What the hell was he to expect
Cm
That the girl under his
A# G#
arm wasn't the same
D# G# D#
As any other girl That he
Cm A# D#
had thought that he once met
A# G#
I guess you could only blame fate
Interlude: D--Bm--A--G-- x2
Verse 2:
D# Cm
Things started getting
A#
weird as they started to
G# D# Cm
kiss She often felt his
A#
beard and remembered
G#
how her father she'd missed
D# Cm
And then quietly one day
A#
He sang a song from
G#
deep within his heart
D# Cm
Causing some ingestion
A#
He finished with a
G#
great big fart and
Chorus 2:
D# G#
She knew at that one moment
D# Cm
That song was something
A# D#
she'd heard before
D# Cm
So she asked him
A# G#
to do it again
D# G#
Then out the door they hurried
D# Cm A# D#
She was gonna find out for sure
Cm A# G#
So she analyzed his rear end
Beat Changes: D-Bm-A-G- x4
Bridge:
D#
She said When I was a little
Cm A# G#
girl my dad left my mom
D# Cm
He used to always fart and
A# G#
sing this special song
D# Cm
Now I wasn't quite so sure
A# G#
until your pants did fall
D# Cm
Cause now I know that you're my
A# G#
dad because you use ben wah balls
D#
I said a wah wah wah-wah-wah
Cm A# G#
Wah wah-wah-wah wah
D# Cm
ben wha balls wah wah wah-wah-wah
A# G#
Wah wah-wah-wah wah ben wah balls
Interlude: Beat Changes back
D--A-- x4
Outro:
D--G--D--Bm-A--D--Bm-A-G-- x2, D(hold)