Intro
Tom:
No we ain't gonna take it
unless it's from a doverman
pincher Ladies and gentlemen
Scott:
for your listening pleasure
Blinkgooey gooey goo)
D--G--D--A--D--A--G--
D--G--D--Bm-A--D--Bm-A-G-- x3
D--Bm--A--G-- x2
Verse 1:
G# Fm
Passively one day as the
D# C#
sun rose out of it's house
G# Fm
So did this little old guy as
D# C#
he whistled out of his mouth
G# Fm
And happily and gay Well
D# C#
I guess not exactly that
G# Fm
Because he found a special girl
D# C#
That put him in a special trance
Chorus 1:
G# C#
He fell in love so quickly
G# Fm D# G#
What the hell was he to expect
Fm
That the girl under his
D# C#
arm wasn't the same
G# C# G#
As any other girl That he
Fm D# G#
had thought that he once met
D# C#
I guess you could only blame fate
Interlude: D--Bm--A--G-- x2
Verse 2:
G# Fm
Things started getting
D#
weird as they started to
C# G# Fm
kiss She often felt his
D#
beard and remembered
C#
how her father she'd missed
G# Fm
And then quietly one day
D#
He sang a song from
C#
deep within his heart
G# Fm
Causing some ingestion
D#
He finished with a
C#
great big fart and
Chorus 2:
G# C#
She knew at that one moment
G# Fm
That song was something
D# G#
she'd heard before
G# Fm
So she asked him
D# C#
to do it again
G# C#
Then out the door they hurried
G# Fm D# G#
She was gonna find out for sure
Fm D# C#
So she analyzed his rear end
Beat Changes: D-Bm-A-G- x4
Bridge:
G#
She said When I was a little
Fm D# C#
girl my dad left my mom
G# Fm
He used to always fart and
D# C#
sing this special song
G# Fm
Now I wasn't quite so sure
D# C#
until your pants did fall
G# Fm
Cause now I know that you're my
D# C#
dad because you use ben wah balls
G#
I said a wah wah wah-wah-wah
Fm D# C#
Wah wah-wah-wah wah
G# Fm
ben wha balls wah wah wah-wah-wah
D# C#
Wah wah-wah-wah wah ben wah balls
Interlude: Beat Changes back
D--A-- x4
Outro:
D--G--D--Bm-A--D--Bm-A-G-- x2, D(hold)