Intro
Tom:
No we ain't gonna take it
unless it's from a doverman
pincher Ladies and gentlemen
Scott:
for your listening pleasure
Blinkgooey gooey goo)
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D--G--D--Bm-A--D--Bm-A-G-- x3
D--Bm--A--G-- x2
Verse 1:
C Am
Passively one day as the
G F
sun rose out of it's house
C Am
So did this little old guy as
G F
he whistled out of his mouth
C Am
And happily and gay Well
G F
I guess not exactly that
C Am
Because he found a special girl
G F
That put him in a special trance
Chorus 1:
C F
He fell in love so quickly
C Am G C
What the hell was he to expect
Am
That the girl under his
G F
arm wasn't the same
C F C
As any other girl That he
Am G C
had thought that he once met
G F
I guess you could only blame fate
Interlude: D--Bm--A--G-- x2
Verse 2:
C Am
Things started getting
G
weird as they started to
F C Am
kiss She often felt his
G
beard and remembered
F
how her father she'd missed
C Am
And then quietly one day
G
He sang a song from
F
deep within his heart
C Am
Causing some ingestion
G
He finished with a
F
great big fart and
Chorus 2:
C F
She knew at that one moment
C Am
That song was something
G C
she'd heard before
C Am
So she asked him
G F
to do it again
C F
Then out the door they hurried
C Am G C
She was gonna find out for sure
Am G F
So she analyzed his rear end
Beat Changes: D-Bm-A-G- x4
Bridge:
C
She said When I was a little
Am G F
girl my dad left my mom
C Am
He used to always fart and
G F
sing this special song
C Am
Now I wasn't quite so sure
G F
until your pants did fall
C Am
Cause now I know that you're my
G F
dad because you use ben wah balls
C
I said a wah wah wah-wah-wah
Am G F
Wah wah-wah-wah wah
C Am
ben wha balls wah wah wah-wah-wah
G F
Wah wah-wah-wah wah ben wah balls
Interlude: Beat Changes back
D--A-- x4
Outro:
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