Intro
Tom:
No we ain't gonna take it
unless it's from a doverman
pincher Ladies and gentlemen
Scott:
for your listening pleasure
Blinkgooey gooey goo)
D--G--D--A--D--A--G--
D--G--D--Bm-A--D--Bm-A-G-- x3
D--Bm--A--G-- x2
Verse 1:
E C#m
Passively one day as the
B A
sun rose out of it's house
E C#m
So did this little old guy as
B A
he whistled out of his mouth
E C#m
And happily and gay Well
B A
I guess not exactly that
E C#m
Because he found a special girl
B A
That put him in a special trance
Chorus 1:
E A
He fell in love so quickly
E C#m B E
What the hell was he to expect
C#m
That the girl under his
B A
arm wasn't the same
E A E
As any other girl That he
C#m B E
had thought that he once met
B A
I guess you could only blame fate
Interlude: D--Bm--A--G-- x2
Verse 2:
E C#m
Things started getting
B
weird as they started to
A E C#m
kiss She often felt his
B
beard and remembered
A
how her father she'd missed
E C#m
And then quietly one day
B
He sang a song from
A
deep within his heart
E C#m
Causing some ingestion
B
He finished with a
A
great big fart and
Chorus 2:
E A
She knew at that one moment
E C#m
That song was something
B E
she'd heard before
E C#m
So she asked him
B A
to do it again
E A
Then out the door they hurried
E C#m B E
She was gonna find out for sure
C#m B A
So she analyzed his rear end
Beat Changes: D-Bm-A-G- x4
Bridge:
E
She said When I was a little
C#m B A
girl my dad left my mom
E C#m
He used to always fart and
B A
sing this special song
E C#m
Now I wasn't quite so sure
B A
until your pants did fall
E C#m
Cause now I know that you're my
B A
dad because you use ben wah balls
E
I said a wah wah wah-wah-wah
C#m B A
Wah wah-wah-wah wah
E C#m
ben wha balls wah wah wah-wah-wah
B A
Wah wah-wah-wah wah ben wah balls
Interlude: Beat Changes back
D--A-- x4
Outro:
D--G--D--Bm-A--D--Bm-A-G-- x2, D(hold)