Intro
Tom:
No we ain't gonna take it
unless it's from a doverman
pincher Ladies and gentlemen
Scott:
for your listening pleasure
Blinkgooey gooey goo)
D--G--D--A--D--A--G--
D--G--D--Bm-A--D--Bm-A-G-- x3
D--Bm--A--G-- x2
Verse 1:
D Bm
Passively one day as the
A G
sun rose out of it's house
D Bm
So did this little old guy as
A G
he whistled out of his mouth
D Bm
And happily and gay Well
A G
I guess not exactly that
D Bm
Because he found a special girl
A G
That put him in a special trance
Chorus 1:
D G
He fell in love so quickly
D Bm A D
What the hell was he to expect
Bm
That the girl under his
A G
arm wasn't the same
D G D
As any other girl That he
Bm A D
had thought that he once met
A G
I guess you could only blame fate
Interlude: D--Bm--A--G-- x2
Verse 2:
D Bm
Things started getting
A
weird as they started to
G D Bm
kiss She often felt his
A
beard and remembered
G
how her father she'd missed
D Bm
And then quietly one day
A
He sang a song from
G
deep within his heart
D Bm
Causing some ingestion
A
He finished with a
G
great big fart and
Chorus 2:
D G
She knew at that one moment
D Bm
That song was something
A D
she'd heard before
D Bm
So she asked him
A G
to do it again
D G
Then out the door they hurried
D Bm A D
She was gonna find out for sure
Bm A G
So she analyzed his rear end
Beat Changes: D-Bm-A-G- x4
Bridge:
D
She said When I was a little
Bm A G
girl my dad left my mom
D Bm
He used to always fart and
A G
sing this special song
D Bm
Now I wasn't quite so sure
A G
until your pants did fall
D Bm
Cause now I know that you're my
A G
dad because you use ben wah balls
D
I said a wah wah wah-wah-wah
Bm A G
Wah wah-wah-wah wah
D Bm
ben wha balls wah wah wah-wah-wah
A G
Wah wah-wah-wah wah ben wah balls
Interlude: Beat Changes back
D--A-- x4
Outro:
D--G--D--Bm-A--D--Bm-A-G-- x2, D(hold)