Verse
C#m G#m
What a rare occasion
D#m E B
Dinner alone was a crime
C#m G#m
Until a strange sensation
D#m E B
When I asked if I could be your guy
C#m G#m
I never said it'd be easy
D#m E B
I'm the last man I'd ever date
C#m G#m
Always tired, lacking desire
D#m E B
To feel enough to start the day
[Chorus]
B C#m G#m D#m E
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
B C#m G#m D#m E
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
B C#m G#m D#m E
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
[Verse 2]
C#m G#m
Living can be simple
D#m E B
If you try your best to never try
C#m G#m
What a lucky devil
D#m E B
Who reaps but never does his time
C#m G#m
And everybody's happy
D#m E B
When you're the victim, I'm the crime
C#m G#m
Who could fail, it's easy as braille
D#m E B
If you just read between the lines
[Chorus]
B C#m G#m D#m E
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
B C#m G#m D#m E
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
B C#m G#m D#m E
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
[Bridge]
F# G#m
January has come
E D#m
But I wish he'd knock
E B F# G#m E
If I liked to spend my evenings in darkness I'd go to betting shop
F# G#m
And put it all on red
E D#m
And crawl back into bed
E B F#
Find a series brainlessly easy
G#m E
And drink 'til I've a lolling head
F# G#m
Melt away in sheets
E D#m
Warm from all the sweat
E B F#
Dream I'm famous, wake up shameless
G#m E
And sore from a night of regret
E F#
Ah-h, fuck
[Chorus]
B C#m G#m D#m E
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
B C#m G#m D#m E
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
B C#m G#m D#m E B C#m G#m
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
D#m E B C#m G#m
Catatonic skinbag,
D#m E
catatonic skinbag