Verse
A#m Fm
What a rare occasion
Cm C# G#
Dinner alone was a crime
A#m Fm
Until a strange sensation
Cm C# G#
When I asked if I could be your guy
A#m Fm
I never said it'd be easy
Cm C# G#
I'm the last man I'd ever date
A#m Fm
Always tired, lacking desire
Cm C# G#
To feel enough to start the day
[Chorus]
G# A#m Fm Cm C#
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
G# A#m Fm Cm C#
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
G# A#m Fm Cm C#
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
[Verse 2]
A#m Fm
Living can be simple
Cm C# G#
If you try your best to never try
A#m Fm
What a lucky devil
Cm C# G#
Who reaps but never does his time
A#m Fm
And everybody's happy
Cm C# G#
When you're the victim, I'm the crime
A#m Fm
Who could fail, it's easy as braille
Cm C# G#
If you just read between the lines
[Chorus]
G# A#m Fm Cm C#
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
G# A#m Fm Cm C#
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
G# A#m Fm Cm C#
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
[Bridge]
D# Fm
January has come
C# Cm
But I wish he'd knock
C# G# D# Fm C#
If I liked to spend my evenings in darkness I'd go to betting shop
D# Fm
And put it all on red
C# Cm
And crawl back into bed
C# G# D#
Find a series brainlessly easy
Fm C#
And drink 'til I've a lolling head
D# Fm
Melt away in sheets
C# Cm
Warm from all the sweat
C# G# D#
Dream I'm famous, wake up shameless
Fm C#
And sore from a night of regret
C# D#
Ah-h, fuck
[Chorus]
G# A#m Fm Cm C#
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
G# A#m Fm Cm C#
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
G# A#m Fm Cm C# G# A#m Fm
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
Cm C# G# A#m Fm
Catatonic skinbag,
Cm C#
catatonic skinbag