Verse
Dm Am
What a rare occasion
Em F C
Dinner alone was a crime
Dm Am
Until a strange sensation
Em F C
When I asked if I could be your guy
Dm Am
I never said it'd be easy
Em F C
I'm the last man I'd ever date
Dm Am
Always tired, lacking desire
Em F C
To feel enough to start the day
[Chorus]
C Dm Am Em F
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
C Dm Am Em F
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
C Dm Am Em F
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
[Verse 2]
Dm Am
Living can be simple
Em F C
If you try your best to never try
Dm Am
What a lucky devil
Em F C
Who reaps but never does his time
Dm Am
And everybody's happy
Em F C
When you're the victim, I'm the crime
Dm Am
Who could fail, it's easy as braille
Em F C
If you just read between the lines
[Chorus]
C Dm Am Em F
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
C Dm Am Em F
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
C Dm Am Em F
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
[Bridge]
G Am
January has come
F Em
But I wish he'd knock
F C G Am F
If I liked to spend my evenings in darkness I'd go to betting shop
G Am
And put it all on red
F Em
And crawl back into bed
F C G
Find a series brainlessly easy
Am F
And drink 'til I've a lolling head
G Am
Melt away in sheets
F Em
Warm from all the sweat
F C G
Dream I'm famous, wake up shameless
Am F
And sore from a night of regret
F G
Ah-h, fuck
[Chorus]
C Dm Am Em F
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
C Dm Am Em F
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
C Dm Am Em F C Dm Am
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
Em F C Dm Am
Catatonic skinbag,
Em F
catatonic skinbag