Verse
Bm F#m
What a rare occasion
C#m D A
Dinner alone was a crime
Bm F#m
Until a strange sensation
C#m D A
When I asked if I could be your guy
Bm F#m
I never said it'd be easy
C#m D A
I'm the last man I'd ever date
Bm F#m
Always tired, lacking desire
C#m D A
To feel enough to start the day
[Chorus]
A Bm F#m C#m D
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
A Bm F#m C#m D
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
A Bm F#m C#m D
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
[Verse 2]
Bm F#m
Living can be simple
C#m D A
If you try your best to never try
Bm F#m
What a lucky devil
C#m D A
Who reaps but never does his time
Bm F#m
And everybody's happy
C#m D A
When you're the victim, I'm the crime
Bm F#m
Who could fail, it's easy as braille
C#m D A
If you just read between the lines
[Chorus]
A Bm F#m C#m D
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
A Bm F#m C#m D
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
A Bm F#m C#m D
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
[Bridge]
E F#m
January has come
D C#m
But I wish he'd knock
D A E F#m D
If I liked to spend my evenings in darkness I'd go to betting shop
E F#m
And put it all on red
D C#m
And crawl back into bed
D A E
Find a series brainlessly easy
F#m D
And drink 'til I've a lolling head
E F#m
Melt away in sheets
D C#m
Warm from all the sweat
D A E
Dream I'm famous, wake up shameless
F#m D
And sore from a night of regret
D E
Ah-h, fuck
[Chorus]
A Bm F#m C#m D
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
A Bm F#m C#m D
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
A Bm F#m C#m D A Bm F#m
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
C#m D A Bm F#m
Catatonic skinbag,
C#m D
catatonic skinbag