Verse
D#m A#m
What a rare occasion
Fm F# C#
Dinner alone was a crime
D#m A#m
Until a strange sensation
Fm F# C#
When I asked if I could be your guy
D#m A#m
I never said it'd be easy
Fm F# C#
I'm the last man I'd ever date
D#m A#m
Always tired, lacking desire
Fm F# C#
To feel enough to start the day
[Chorus]
C# D#m A#m Fm F#
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
C# D#m A#m Fm F#
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
C# D#m A#m Fm F#
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
[Verse 2]
D#m A#m
Living can be simple
Fm F# C#
If you try your best to never try
D#m A#m
What a lucky devil
Fm F# C#
Who reaps but never does his time
D#m A#m
And everybody's happy
Fm F# C#
When you're the victim, I'm the crime
D#m A#m
Who could fail, it's easy as braille
Fm F# C#
If you just read between the lines
[Chorus]
C# D#m A#m Fm F#
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
C# D#m A#m Fm F#
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
C# D#m A#m Fm F#
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
[Bridge]
G# A#m
January has come
F# Fm
But I wish he'd knock
F# C# G# A#m F#
If I liked to spend my evenings in darkness I'd go to betting shop
G# A#m
And put it all on red
F# Fm
And crawl back into bed
F# C# G#
Find a series brainlessly easy
A#m F#
And drink 'til I've a lolling head
G# A#m
Melt away in sheets
F# Fm
Warm from all the sweat
F# C# G#
Dream I'm famous, wake up shameless
A#m F#
And sore from a night of regret
F# G#
Ah-h, fuck
[Chorus]
C# D#m A#m Fm F#
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
C# D#m A#m Fm F#
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
C# D#m A#m Fm F# C# D#m A#m
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
Fm F# C# D#m A#m
Catatonic skinbag,
Fm F#
catatonic skinbag