Verse
G#m D#m
What a rare occasion
A#m B F#
Dinner alone was a crime
G#m D#m
Until a strange sensation
A#m B F#
When I asked if I could be your guy
G#m D#m
I never said it'd be easy
A#m B F#
I'm the last man I'd ever date
G#m D#m
Always tired, lacking desire
A#m B F#
To feel enough to start the day
[Chorus]
F# G#m D#m A#m B
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
F# G#m D#m A#m B
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
F# G#m D#m A#m B
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
[Verse 2]
G#m D#m
Living can be simple
A#m B F#
If you try your best to never try
G#m D#m
What a lucky devil
A#m B F#
Who reaps but never does his time
G#m D#m
And everybody's happy
A#m B F#
When you're the victim, I'm the crime
G#m D#m
Who could fail, it's easy as braille
A#m B F#
If you just read between the lines
[Chorus]
F# G#m D#m A#m B
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
F# G#m D#m A#m B
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
F# G#m D#m A#m B
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
[Bridge]
C# D#m
January has come
B A#m
But I wish he'd knock
B F# C# D#m B
If I liked to spend my evenings in darkness I'd go to betting shop
C# D#m
And put it all on red
B A#m
And crawl back into bed
B F# C#
Find a series brainlessly easy
D#m B
And drink 'til I've a lolling head
C# D#m
Melt away in sheets
B A#m
Warm from all the sweat
B F# C#
Dream I'm famous, wake up shameless
D#m B
And sore from a night of regret
B C#
Ah-h, fuck
[Chorus]
F# G#m D#m A#m B
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
F# G#m D#m A#m B
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
F# G#m D#m A#m B F# G#m D#m
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
A#m B F# G#m D#m
Catatonic skinbag,
A#m B
catatonic skinbag