Verse
Em Bm
What a rare occasion
F#m G D
Dinner alone was a crime
Em Bm
Until a strange sensation
F#m G D
When I asked if I could be your guy
Em Bm
I never said it'd be easy
F#m G D
I'm the last man I'd ever date
Em Bm
Always tired, lacking desire
F#m G D
To feel enough to start the day
[Chorus]
D Em Bm F#m G
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
D Em Bm F#m G
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
D Em Bm F#m G
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
[Verse 2]
Em Bm
Living can be simple
F#m G D
If you try your best to never try
Em Bm
What a lucky devil
F#m G D
Who reaps but never does his time
Em Bm
And everybody's happy
F#m G D
When you're the victim, I'm the crime
Em Bm
Who could fail, it's easy as braille
F#m G D
If you just read between the lines
[Chorus]
D Em Bm F#m G
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
D Em Bm F#m G
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
D Em Bm F#m G
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
[Bridge]
A Bm
January has come
G F#m
But I wish he'd knock
G D A Bm G
If I liked to spend my evenings in darkness I'd go to betting shop
A Bm
And put it all on red
G F#m
And crawl back into bed
G D A
Find a series brainlessly easy
Bm G
And drink 'til I've a lolling head
A Bm
Melt away in sheets
G F#m
Warm from all the sweat
G D A
Dream I'm famous, wake up shameless
Bm G
And sore from a night of regret
G A
Ah-h, fuck
[Chorus]
D Em Bm F#m G
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
D Em Bm F#m G
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
D Em Bm F#m G D Em Bm
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
F#m G D Em Bm
Catatonic skinbag,
F#m G
catatonic skinbag