Verse
F#m C#m
What a rare occasion
G#m A E
Dinner alone was a crime
F#m C#m
Until a strange sensation
G#m A E
When I asked if I could be your guy
F#m C#m
I never said it'd be easy
G#m A E
I'm the last man I'd ever date
F#m C#m
Always tired, lacking desire
G#m A E
To feel enough to start the day
[Chorus]
E F#m C#m G#m A
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
E F#m C#m G#m A
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
E F#m C#m G#m A
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
[Verse 2]
F#m C#m
Living can be simple
G#m A E
If you try your best to never try
F#m C#m
What a lucky devil
G#m A E
Who reaps but never does his time
F#m C#m
And everybody's happy
G#m A E
When you're the victim, I'm the crime
F#m C#m
Who could fail, it's easy as braille
G#m A E
If you just read between the lines
[Chorus]
E F#m C#m G#m A
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
E F#m C#m G#m A
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
E F#m C#m G#m A
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
[Bridge]
B C#m
January has come
A G#m
But I wish he'd knock
A E B C#m A
If I liked to spend my evenings in darkness I'd go to betting shop
B C#m
And put it all on red
A G#m
And crawl back into bed
A E B
Find a series brainlessly easy
C#m A
And drink 'til I've a lolling head
B C#m
Melt away in sheets
A G#m
Warm from all the sweat
A E B
Dream I'm famous, wake up shameless
C#m A
And sore from a night of regret
A B
Ah-h, fuck
[Chorus]
E F#m C#m G#m A
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
E F#m C#m G#m A
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
E F#m C#m G#m A E F#m C#m
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
G#m A E F#m C#m
Catatonic skinbag,
G#m A
catatonic skinbag