Verse
Fm Cm
What a rare occasion
Gm G# D#
Dinner alone was a crime
Fm Cm
Until a strange sensation
Gm G# D#
When I asked if I could be your guy
Fm Cm
I never said it'd be easy
Gm G# D#
I'm the last man I'd ever date
Fm Cm
Always tired, lacking desire
Gm G# D#
To feel enough to start the day
[Chorus]
D# Fm Cm Gm G#
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
D# Fm Cm Gm G#
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
D# Fm Cm Gm G#
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
[Verse 2]
Fm Cm
Living can be simple
Gm G# D#
If you try your best to never try
Fm Cm
What a lucky devil
Gm G# D#
Who reaps but never does his time
Fm Cm
And everybody's happy
Gm G# D#
When you're the victim, I'm the crime
Fm Cm
Who could fail, it's easy as braille
Gm G# D#
If you just read between the lines
[Chorus]
D# Fm Cm Gm G#
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
D# Fm Cm Gm G#
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
D# Fm Cm Gm G#
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
[Bridge]
A# Cm
January has come
G# Gm
But I wish he'd knock
G# D# A# Cm G#
If I liked to spend my evenings in darkness I'd go to betting shop
A# Cm
And put it all on red
G# Gm
And crawl back into bed
G# D# A#
Find a series brainlessly easy
Cm G#
And drink 'til I've a lolling head
A# Cm
Melt away in sheets
G# Gm
Warm from all the sweat
G# D# A#
Dream I'm famous, wake up shameless
Cm G#
And sore from a night of regret
G# A#
Ah-h, fuck
[Chorus]
D# Fm Cm Gm G#
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
D# Fm Cm Gm G#
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
D# Fm Cm Gm G# D# Fm Cm
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
Gm G# D# Fm Cm
Catatonic skinbag,
Gm G#
catatonic skinbag