Verse
Gm Dm
What a rare occasion
Am A# F
Dinner alone was a crime
Gm Dm
Until a strange sensation
Am A# F
When I asked if I could be your guy
Gm Dm
I never said it'd be easy
Am A# F
I'm the last man I'd ever date
Gm Dm
Always tired, lacking desire
Am A# F
To feel enough to start the day
[Chorus]
F Gm Dm Am A#
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
F Gm Dm Am A#
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
F Gm Dm Am A#
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
[Verse 2]
Gm Dm
Living can be simple
Am A# F
If you try your best to never try
Gm Dm
What a lucky devil
Am A# F
Who reaps but never does his time
Gm Dm
And everybody's happy
Am A# F
When you're the victim, I'm the crime
Gm Dm
Who could fail, it's easy as braille
Am A# F
If you just read between the lines
[Chorus]
F Gm Dm Am A#
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
F Gm Dm Am A#
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
F Gm Dm Am A#
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
[Bridge]
C Dm
January has come
A# Am
But I wish he'd knock
A# F C Dm A#
If I liked to spend my evenings in darkness I'd go to betting shop
C Dm
And put it all on red
A# Am
And crawl back into bed
A# F C
Find a series brainlessly easy
Dm A#
And drink 'til I've a lolling head
C Dm
Melt away in sheets
A# Am
Warm from all the sweat
A# F C
Dream I'm famous, wake up shameless
Dm A#
And sore from a night of regret
A# C
Ah-h, fuck
[Chorus]
F Gm Dm Am A#
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
F Gm Dm Am A#
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
F Gm Dm Am A# F Gm Dm
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag
Am A# F Gm Dm
Catatonic skinbag,
Am A#
catatonic skinbag