Intro
D# C D# C
D# C C# A#
[Verse 1]
D# C
Can't you hear those cavalry drums
D# C
Hijacking your equilibrium
D# C
Midnight snacks in the mausoleum
C# A#
Where the pixilated doctors moan
[Verse 2]
D# C
Carnivores in the Kowloon night
D# C
Breathing freon by the candlelight
D# C
Coquette bitch slap you're so polite
C# A#
till you thank them for the tea and sympathy
[Chorus]
G# C F
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
B
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
A# A G#
I'll let you be my chaperone
F#
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
C# D
but I'm not afraid to cry
[Instrumental]
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[Verse 3]
D# C
Neptune's lips taste like fermented wine
D# C
Perfumed blokes on the Ginza line
D# C
Running buck wild like a concubine
C# A#
Whose mother never held her hand
[Verse 4]
D# C
Brief encounters in Mercedes Benz
D# C
Wearing hepatitis contact lens
D# C
Bed and breakfast getaway weekends
C# A#
With Sports Illustrated moms
[Chorus]
G# C F
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
B
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
A# A G#
I'll let you be my chaperone
F#
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
C# D
but I'm not afraid to cry
[Instrumental]
D# C D# C D# C C# A#
[Chorus]
G# C F
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
B
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
A# A G#
I'll let you be my chaperone
F#
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
C# D
but I'm not afraid to cry
[Outro]
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