Intro
G E G E
G E F D
[Verse 1]
G E
Can't you hear those cavalry drums
G E
Hijacking your equilibrium
G E
Midnight snacks in the mausoleum
F D
Where the pixilated doctors moan
[Verse 2]
G E
Carnivores in the Kowloon night
G E
Breathing freon by the candlelight
G E
Coquette bitch slap you're so polite
F D
till you thank them for the tea and sympathy
[Chorus]
C E A
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
D#
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
D C# C
I'll let you be my chaperone
A#
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
F F#
but I'm not afraid to cry
[Instrumental]
G E G E G E F D
[Verse 3]
G E
Neptune's lips taste like fermented wine
G E
Perfumed blokes on the Ginza line
G E
Running buck wild like a concubine
F D
Whose mother never held her hand
[Verse 4]
G E
Brief encounters in Mercedes Benz
G E
Wearing hepatitis contact lens
G E
Bed and breakfast getaway weekends
F D
With Sports Illustrated moms
[Chorus]
C E A
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
D#
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
D C# C
I'll let you be my chaperone
A#
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
F F#
but I'm not afraid to cry
[Instrumental]
G E G E G E F D
[Chorus]
C E A
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
D#
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
D C# C
I'll let you be my chaperone
A#
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
F F#
but I'm not afraid to cry
[Outro]
G E G E G E F F#