Intro
A# G A# G
A# G G# F
[Verse 1]
A# G
Can't you hear those cavalry drums
A# G
Hijacking your equilibrium
A# G
Midnight snacks in the mausoleum
G# F
Where the pixilated doctors moan
[Verse 2]
A# G
Carnivores in the Kowloon night
A# G
Breathing freon by the candlelight
A# G
Coquette bitch slap you're so polite
G# F
till you thank them for the tea and sympathy
[Chorus]
D# G C
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
F#
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
F E D#
I'll let you be my chaperone
C#
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
G# A
but I'm not afraid to cry
[Instrumental]
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[Verse 3]
A# G
Neptune's lips taste like fermented wine
A# G
Perfumed blokes on the Ginza line
A# G
Running buck wild like a concubine
G# F
Whose mother never held her hand
[Verse 4]
A# G
Brief encounters in Mercedes Benz
A# G
Wearing hepatitis contact lens
A# G
Bed and breakfast getaway weekends
G# F
With Sports Illustrated moms
[Chorus]
D# G C
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
F#
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
F E D#
I'll let you be my chaperone
C#
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
G# A
but I'm not afraid to cry
[Instrumental]
A# G A# G A# G G# F
[Chorus]
D# G C
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
F#
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
F E D#
I'll let you be my chaperone
C#
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
G# A
but I'm not afraid to cry
[Outro]
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