Intro
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[Verse 1]
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Can't you hear those cavalry drums
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Hijacking your equilibrium
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Midnight snacks in the mausoleum
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Where the pixilated doctors moan
[Verse 2]
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Carnivores in the Kowloon night
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Breathing freon by the candlelight
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Coquette bitch slap you're so polite
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till you thank them for the tea and sympathy
[Chorus]
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I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
E
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
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I'll let you be my chaperone
B
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
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but I'm not afraid to cry
[Instrumental]
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[Verse 3]
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Neptune's lips taste like fermented wine
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Perfumed blokes on the Ginza line
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Running buck wild like a concubine
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Whose mother never held her hand
[Verse 4]
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Brief encounters in Mercedes Benz
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Wearing hepatitis contact lens
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Bed and breakfast getaway weekends
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With Sports Illustrated moms
[Chorus]
C# F A#
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
E
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
D# D C#
I'll let you be my chaperone
B
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
F# G
but I'm not afraid to cry
[Instrumental]
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[Chorus]
C# F A#
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
E
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
D# D C#
I'll let you be my chaperone
B
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
F# G
but I'm not afraid to cry
[Outro]
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