Intro
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C# A# B G#
[Verse 1]
C# A#
Can't you hear those cavalry drums
C# A#
Hijacking your equilibrium
C# A#
Midnight snacks in the mausoleum
B G#
Where the pixilated doctors moan
[Verse 2]
C# A#
Carnivores in the Kowloon night
C# A#
Breathing freon by the candlelight
C# A#
Coquette bitch slap you're so polite
B G#
till you thank them for the tea and sympathy
[Chorus]
F# A# D#
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
A
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
G# G F#
I'll let you be my chaperone
E
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
B C
but I'm not afraid to cry
[Instrumental]
C# A# C# A# C# A# B G#
[Verse 3]
C# A#
Neptune's lips taste like fermented wine
C# A#
Perfumed blokes on the Ginza line
C# A#
Running buck wild like a concubine
B G#
Whose mother never held her hand
[Verse 4]
C# A#
Brief encounters in Mercedes Benz
C# A#
Wearing hepatitis contact lens
C# A#
Bed and breakfast getaway weekends
B G#
With Sports Illustrated moms
[Chorus]
F# A# D#
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
A
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
G# G F#
I'll let you be my chaperone
E
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
B C
but I'm not afraid to cry
[Instrumental]
C# A# C# A# C# A# B G#
[Chorus]
F# A# D#
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
A
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
G# G F#
I'll let you be my chaperone
E
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
B C
but I'm not afraid to cry
[Outro]
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