Intro
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F D D# C
[Verse 1]
F D
Can't you hear those cavalry drums
F D
Hijacking your equilibrium
F D
Midnight snacks in the mausoleum
D# C
Where the pixilated doctors moan
[Verse 2]
F D
Carnivores in the Kowloon night
F D
Breathing freon by the candlelight
F D
Coquette bitch slap you're so polite
D# C
till you thank them for the tea and sympathy
[Chorus]
A# D G
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
C#
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
C B A#
I'll let you be my chaperone
G#
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
D# E
but I'm not afraid to cry
[Instrumental]
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[Verse 3]
F D
Neptune's lips taste like fermented wine
F D
Perfumed blokes on the Ginza line
F D
Running buck wild like a concubine
D# C
Whose mother never held her hand
[Verse 4]
F D
Brief encounters in Mercedes Benz
F D
Wearing hepatitis contact lens
F D
Bed and breakfast getaway weekends
D# C
With Sports Illustrated moms
[Chorus]
A# D G
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
C#
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
C B A#
I'll let you be my chaperone
G#
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
D# E
but I'm not afraid to cry
[Instrumental]
F D F D F D D# C
[Chorus]
A# D G
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
C#
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
C B A#
I'll let you be my chaperone
G#
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
D# E
but I'm not afraid to cry
[Outro]
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