Intro
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[Verse 1]
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Can't you hear those cavalry drums
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Hijacking your equilibrium
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Midnight snacks in the mausoleum
E C#
Where the pixilated doctors moan
[Verse 2]
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Carnivores in the Kowloon night
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Breathing freon by the candlelight
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Coquette bitch slap you're so polite
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till you thank them for the tea and sympathy
[Chorus]
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I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
D
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
C# C B
I'll let you be my chaperone
A
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
E F
but I'm not afraid to cry
[Instrumental]
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[Verse 3]
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Neptune's lips taste like fermented wine
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Perfumed blokes on the Ginza line
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Running buck wild like a concubine
E C#
Whose mother never held her hand
[Verse 4]
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Brief encounters in Mercedes Benz
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Wearing hepatitis contact lens
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Bed and breakfast getaway weekends
E C#
With Sports Illustrated moms
[Chorus]
B D# G#
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
D
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
C# C B
I'll let you be my chaperone
A
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
E F
but I'm not afraid to cry
[Instrumental]
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[Chorus]
B D# G#
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
D
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
C# C B
I'll let you be my chaperone
A
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
E F
but I'm not afraid to cry
[Outro]
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