Intro
C A C A
C A A# G
[Verse 1]
C A
Can't you hear those cavalry drums
C A
Hijacking your equilibrium
C A
Midnight snacks in the mausoleum
A# G
Where the pixilated doctors moan
[Verse 2]
C A
Carnivores in the Kowloon night
C A
Breathing freon by the candlelight
C A
Coquette bitch slap you're so polite
A# G
till you thank them for the tea and sympathy
[Chorus]
F A D
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
G#
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
G F# F
I'll let you be my chaperone
D#
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
A# B
but I'm not afraid to cry
[Instrumental]
C A C A C A A# G
[Verse 3]
C A
Neptune's lips taste like fermented wine
C A
Perfumed blokes on the Ginza line
C A
Running buck wild like a concubine
A# G
Whose mother never held her hand
[Verse 4]
C A
Brief encounters in Mercedes Benz
C A
Wearing hepatitis contact lens
C A
Bed and breakfast getaway weekends
A# G
With Sports Illustrated moms
[Chorus]
F A D
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
G#
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
G F# F
I'll let you be my chaperone
D#
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
A# B
but I'm not afraid to cry
[Instrumental]
C A C A C A A# G
[Chorus]
F A D
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
G#
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
G F# F
I'll let you be my chaperone
D#
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
A# B
but I'm not afraid to cry
[Outro]
C A C A C A A# F#