Intro
E C# E C#
E C# D B
[Verse 1]
E C#
Can't you hear those cavalry drums
E C#
Hijacking your equilibrium
E C#
Midnight snacks in the mausoleum
D B
Where the pixilated doctors moan
[Verse 2]
E C#
Carnivores in the Kowloon night
E C#
Breathing freon by the candlelight
E C#
Coquette bitch slap you're so polite
D B
till you thank them for the tea and sympathy
[Chorus]
A C# F#
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
C
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
B A# A
I'll let you be my chaperone
G
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
D D#
but I'm not afraid to cry
[Instrumental]
E C# E C# E C# D B
[Verse 3]
E C#
Neptune's lips taste like fermented wine
E C#
Perfumed blokes on the Ginza line
E C#
Running buck wild like a concubine
D B
Whose mother never held her hand
[Verse 4]
E C#
Brief encounters in Mercedes Benz
E C#
Wearing hepatitis contact lens
E C#
Bed and breakfast getaway weekends
D B
With Sports Illustrated moms
[Chorus]
A C# F#
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
C
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
B A# A
I'll let you be my chaperone
G
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
D D#
but I'm not afraid to cry
[Instrumental]
E C# E C# E C# D B
[Chorus]
A C# F#
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
C
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
B A# A
I'll let you be my chaperone
G
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
D D#
but I'm not afraid to cry
[Outro]
E C# E C# E C# D F#