Intro
A F# A F#
A F# G E
[Verse 1]
A F#
Can't you hear those cavalry drums
A F#
Hijacking your equilibrium
A F#
Midnight snacks in the mausoleum
G E
Where the pixilated doctors moan
[Verse 2]
A F#
Carnivores in the Kowloon night
A F#
Breathing freon by the candlelight
A F#
Coquette bitch slap you're so polite
G E
till you thank them for the tea and sympathy
[Chorus]
D F# B
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
F
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
E D# D
I'll let you be my chaperone
C
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
G G#
but I'm not afraid to cry
[Instrumental]
A F# A F# A F# G E
[Verse 3]
A F#
Neptune's lips taste like fermented wine
A F#
Perfumed blokes on the Ginza line
A F#
Running buck wild like a concubine
G E
Whose mother never held her hand
[Verse 4]
A F#
Brief encounters in Mercedes Benz
A F#
Wearing hepatitis contact lens
A F#
Bed and breakfast getaway weekends
G E
With Sports Illustrated moms
[Chorus]
D F# B
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
F
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
E D# D
I'll let you be my chaperone
C
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
G G#
but I'm not afraid to cry
[Instrumental]
A F# A F# A F# G E
[Chorus]
D F# B
I want to defy the logic of all sex laws
F
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
E D# D
I'll let you be my chaperone
C
At the halfway home I'm a full grown man
G G#
but I'm not afraid to cry
[Outro]
A F# A F# A F# G F#