Intro
G#m E B x2
[Verse 1]
G#m E B
Walked a crooked road for a crooked mile
G#m E B
Showed my crooked teeth and my crooked smile
G#m E B
I read a cuckoo clock on a crooked wall
G#m F# B
Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
[Refrain]
C#m G#m F# B
And I don't know what I'm supposed to do
G#m F# B
Turns out that I'm crooked too
[Instrumental]
|G#m |E |B
[Verse 2]
G#m E B
I read a crooked headline on a crooked page
G#m E B
There's a crooked leader on a crooked stage
G#m E B
But he seems to think he's standin' tall
G#m F# B
Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
[Refrain]
C#m G#m F# B
And I don't know what I'm supposed to do
G#m F# B
Turns out that I'm crooked too
[Instrumental]
|C#m |B |F# |C#m |B |A |F#
|G#m |E |B x2
[Verse 3]
(soft)
G#m E B
So when you stand before that setting sun
G#m E B
And the needle's broken and the record's spun
G#m E B
You'll hear a stampede from a cattle call
G#m F# B
Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
G#m F# B
Oh, it turns out it's all crooked, y'all