Intro
A#m F# C# x2
[Verse 1]
A#m F# C#
Walked a crooked road for a crooked mile
A#m F# C#
Showed my crooked teeth and my crooked smile
A#m F# C#
I read a cuckoo clock on a crooked wall
A#m G# C#
Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
[Refrain]
D#m A#m G# C#
And I don't know what I'm supposed to do
A#m G# C#
Turns out that I'm crooked too
[Instrumental]
|A#m |F# |C#
[Verse 2]
A#m F# C#
I read a crooked headline on a crooked page
A#m F# C#
There's a crooked leader on a crooked stage
A#m F# C#
But he seems to think he's standin' tall
A#m G# C#
Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
[Refrain]
D#m A#m G# C#
And I don't know what I'm supposed to do
A#m G# C#
Turns out that I'm crooked too
[Instrumental]
|D#m |C# |G# |D#m |C# |B |G#
|A#m |F# |C# x2
[Verse 3]
(soft)
A#m F# C#
So when you stand before that setting sun
A#m F# C#
And the needle's broken and the record's spun
A#m F# C#
You'll hear a stampede from a cattle call
A#m G# C#
Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
A#m G# C#
Oh, it turns out it's all crooked, y'all