Intro
Bm G D x2
[Verse 1]
Bm G D
Walked a crooked road for a crooked mile
Bm G D
Showed my crooked teeth and my crooked smile
Bm G D
I read a cuckoo clock on a crooked wall
Bm A D
Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
[Refrain]
Em Bm A D
And I don't know what I'm supposed to do
Bm A D
Turns out that I'm crooked too
[Instrumental]
|Bm |G |D
[Verse 2]
Bm G D
I read a crooked headline on a crooked page
Bm G D
There's a crooked leader on a crooked stage
Bm G D
But he seems to think he's standin' tall
Bm A D
Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
[Refrain]
Em Bm A D
And I don't know what I'm supposed to do
Bm A D
Turns out that I'm crooked too
[Instrumental]
|Em |D |A |Em |D |C |A
|Bm |G |D x2
[Verse 3]
(soft)
Bm G D
So when you stand before that setting sun
Bm G D
And the needle's broken and the record's spun
Bm G D
You'll hear a stampede from a cattle call
Bm A D
Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
Bm A D
Oh, it turns out it's all crooked, y'all