Intro
Cm G# D# x2
[Verse 1]
Cm G# D#
Walked a crooked road for a crooked mile
Cm G# D#
Showed my crooked teeth and my crooked smile
Cm G# D#
I read a cuckoo clock on a crooked wall
Cm A# D#
Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
[Refrain]
Fm Cm A# D#
And I don't know what I'm supposed to do
Cm A# D#
Turns out that I'm crooked too
[Instrumental]
|Cm |G# |D#
[Verse 2]
Cm G# D#
I read a crooked headline on a crooked page
Cm G# D#
There's a crooked leader on a crooked stage
Cm G# D#
But he seems to think he's standin' tall
Cm A# D#
Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
[Refrain]
Fm Cm A# D#
And I don't know what I'm supposed to do
Cm A# D#
Turns out that I'm crooked too
[Instrumental]
|Fm |D# |A# |Fm |D# |C# |A#
|Cm |G# |D# x2
[Verse 3]
(soft)
Cm G# D#
So when you stand before that setting sun
Cm G# D#
And the needle's broken and the record's spun
Cm G# D#
You'll hear a stampede from a cattle call
Cm A# D#
Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
Cm A# D#
Oh, it turns out it's all crooked, y'all