Intro
Fm C# G# x2
[Verse 1]
Fm C# G#
Walked a crooked road for a crooked mile
Fm C# G#
Showed my crooked teeth and my crooked smile
Fm C# G#
I read a cuckoo clock on a crooked wall
Fm D# G#
Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
[Refrain]
A#m Fm D# G#
And I don't know what I'm supposed to do
Fm D# G#
Turns out that I'm crooked too
[Instrumental]
|Fm |C# |G#
[Verse 2]
Fm C# G#
I read a crooked headline on a crooked page
Fm C# G#
There's a crooked leader on a crooked stage
Fm C# G#
But he seems to think he's standin' tall
Fm D# G#
Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
[Refrain]
A#m Fm D# G#
And I don't know what I'm supposed to do
Fm D# G#
Turns out that I'm crooked too
[Instrumental]
|A#m |G# |D# |A#m |G# |F# |D#
|Fm |C# |G# x2
[Verse 3]
(soft)
Fm C# G#
So when you stand before that setting sun
Fm C# G#
And the needle's broken and the record's spun
Fm C# G#
You'll hear a stampede from a cattle call
Fm D# G#
Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
Fm D# G#
Oh, it turns out it's all crooked, y'all