Intro
F#m D A x2
[Verse 1]
F#m D A
Walked a crooked road for a crooked mile
F#m D A
Showed my crooked teeth and my crooked smile
F#m D A
I read a cuckoo clock on a crooked wall
F#m E A
Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
[Refrain]
Bm F#m E A
And I don't know what I'm supposed to do
F#m E A
Turns out that I'm crooked too
[Instrumental]
|F#m |D |A
[Verse 2]
F#m D A
I read a crooked headline on a crooked page
F#m D A
There's a crooked leader on a crooked stage
F#m D A
But he seems to think he's standin' tall
F#m E A
Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
[Refrain]
Bm F#m E A
And I don't know what I'm supposed to do
F#m E A
Turns out that I'm crooked too
[Instrumental]
|Bm |A |E |Bm |A |G |E
|F#m |D |A x2
[Verse 3]
(soft)
F#m D A
So when you stand before that setting sun
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And the needle's broken and the record's spun
F#m D A
You'll hear a stampede from a cattle call
F#m E A
Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
F#m E A
Oh, it turns out it's all crooked, y'all