Intro
D#m B F# x2
[Verse 1]
D#m B F#
Walked a crooked road for a crooked mile
D#m B F#
Showed my crooked teeth and my crooked smile
D#m B F#
I read a cuckoo clock on a crooked wall
D#m C# F#
Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
[Refrain]
G#m D#m C# F#
And I don't know what I'm supposed to do
D#m C# F#
Turns out that I'm crooked too
[Instrumental]
|D#m |B |F#
[Verse 2]
D#m B F#
I read a crooked headline on a crooked page
D#m B F#
There's a crooked leader on a crooked stage
D#m B F#
But he seems to think he's standin' tall
D#m C# F#
Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
[Refrain]
G#m D#m C# F#
And I don't know what I'm supposed to do
D#m C# F#
Turns out that I'm crooked too
[Instrumental]
|G#m |F# |C# |G#m |F# |E |C#
|D#m |B |F# x2
[Verse 3]
(soft)
D#m B F#
So when you stand before that setting sun
D#m B F#
And the needle's broken and the record's spun
D#m B F#
You'll hear a stampede from a cattle call
D#m C# F#
Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
D#m C# F#
Oh, it turns out it's all crooked, y'all