Intro
C#m A E x2
[Verse 1]
C#m A E
Walked a crooked road for a crooked mile
C#m A E
Showed my crooked teeth and my crooked smile
C#m A E
I read a cuckoo clock on a crooked wall
C#m B E
Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
[Refrain]
F#m C#m B E
And I don't know what I'm supposed to do
C#m B E
Turns out that I'm crooked too
[Instrumental]
|C#m |A |E
[Verse 2]
C#m A E
I read a crooked headline on a crooked page
C#m A E
There's a crooked leader on a crooked stage
C#m A E
But he seems to think he's standin' tall
C#m B E
Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
[Refrain]
F#m C#m B E
And I don't know what I'm supposed to do
C#m B E
Turns out that I'm crooked too
[Instrumental]
|F#m |E |B |F#m |E |D |B
|C#m |A |E x2
[Verse 3]
(soft)
C#m A E
So when you stand before that setting sun
C#m A E
And the needle's broken and the record's spun
C#m A E
You'll hear a stampede from a cattle call
C#m B E
Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
C#m B E
Oh, it turns out it's all crooked, y'all