Intro
Am F C x2
[Verse 1]
Am F C
Walked a crooked road for a crooked mile
Am F C
Showed my crooked teeth and my crooked smile
Am F C
I read a cuckoo clock on a crooked wall
Am G C
Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
[Refrain]
Dm Am G C
And I don't know what I'm supposed to do
Am G C
Turns out that I'm crooked too
[Instrumental]
|Am |F |C
[Verse 2]
Am F C
I read a crooked headline on a crooked page
Am F C
There's a crooked leader on a crooked stage
Am F C
But he seems to think he's standin' tall
Am G C
Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
[Refrain]
Dm Am G C
And I don't know what I'm supposed to do
Am G C
Turns out that I'm crooked too
[Instrumental]
|Dm |C |G |Dm |C |A# |G
|Am |F |C x2
[Verse 3]
(soft)
Am F C
So when you stand before that setting sun
Am F C
And the needle's broken and the record's spun
Am F C
You'll hear a stampede from a cattle call
Am G C
Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
Am G C
Oh, it turns out it's all crooked, y'all