Intro
Dm A# F x2
[Verse 1]
Dm A# F
Walked a crooked road for a crooked mile
Dm A# F
Showed my crooked teeth and my crooked smile
Dm A# F
I read a cuckoo clock on a crooked wall
Dm C F
Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
[Refrain]
Gm Dm C F
And I don't know what I'm supposed to do
Dm C F
Turns out that I'm crooked too
[Instrumental]
|Dm |A# |F
[Verse 2]
Dm A# F
I read a crooked headline on a crooked page
Dm A# F
There's a crooked leader on a crooked stage
Dm A# F
But he seems to think he's standin' tall
Dm C F
Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
[Refrain]
Gm Dm C F
And I don't know what I'm supposed to do
Dm C F
Turns out that I'm crooked too
[Instrumental]
|Gm |F |C |Gm |F |D# |C
|Dm |A# |F x2
[Verse 3]
(soft)
Dm A# F
So when you stand before that setting sun
Dm A# F
And the needle's broken and the record's spun
Dm A# F
You'll hear a stampede from a cattle call
Dm C F
Turns out it's all crooked, y'all
Dm C F
Oh, it turns out it's all crooked, y'all