[Verse 1]
A F#m
Bag of cheetos on my left and a rockstar on my right
D A
I’m meeting my guild in Ironforge tonight
A F#m
My cell phone is ringing and it’s probably my girl
D E
I let it go to voicemail cause I’ve entered the World
A F#m
Listen, I don’t wanna nag you but
D
you’ve gotta stop playing this game
A F#m
you’ve been walking around as that stupid cow
D E
for the past eleven days
[Chorus]
A F#m
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
D A
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
A F#m
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
D
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
D A
I hate that stupid game
[Verse 2]
A F#m
I don’t have a problem I feel totally fine
D E
but I’ve just gotta kill Onyxia for the hundredth time
A F#m
My cow might look stupid but he’s an engineer
D E
how could you not love him with all his epic gear
E A
With level 450 cooking
E F#m
and level 450 fishing
A F#m
Baby I don’t wanna be a pest
D E
but you haven’t showered in a week
A F#m
you’ve been running around a made up town
F#m E
for at least a thousand days
[Chorus]
A F#m
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
D A
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
A F#m
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
D
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
D A
I hate that stupid game
[Bridge]
A
What happened to you honey
F#m
you’ve hit a new low
A
all the gold you farm in your game
F#m
couldn’t buy me a rose
A
but baby I am telling you
F#m
I’ll quit after tonight
D
after tonight
[Chorus]
A F#m
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
D A
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
A F#m
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
D
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
D A
I hate that stupid game