[Verse 1]
B G#m
Bag of cheetos on my left and a rockstar on my right
Fb B
I’m meeting my guild in Ironforge tonight
B G#m
My cell phone is ringing and it’s probably my girl
Fb F#
I let it go to voicemail cause I’ve entered the World
B G#m
Listen, I don’t wanna nag you but
Fb
you’ve gotta stop playing this game
B G#m
you’ve been walking around as that stupid cow
Fb F#
for the past eleven days
[Chorus]
B G#m
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
Fb B
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
B G#m
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
Fb
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
Fb B
I hate that stupid game
[Verse 2]
B G#m
I don’t have a problem I feel totally fine
Fb F#
but I’ve just gotta kill Onyxia for the hundredth time
B G#m
My cow might look stupid but he’s an engineer
Fb F#
how could you not love him with all his epic gear
F# B
With level 450 cooking
F# G#m
and level 450 fishing
B G#m
Baby I don’t wanna be a pest
Fb F#
but you haven’t showered in a week
B G#m
you’ve been running around a made up town
G#m F#
for at least a thousand days
[Chorus]
B G#m
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
Fb B
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
B G#m
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
Fb
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
Fb B
I hate that stupid game
[Bridge]
B
What happened to you honey
G#m
you’ve hit a new low
B
all the gold you farm in your game
G#m
couldn’t buy me a rose
B
but baby I am telling you
G#m
I’ll quit after tonight
Fb
after tonight
[Chorus]
B G#m
I’m losing my boyfriend to World of Warcraft
Fb B
He said he loved me and I thought it would last
B G#m
We used to go out but now I’m just here waiting
Fb
He never calls back he's too busy raiding
Fb B
I hate that stupid game